"He'll fight for freedom when ever there's trouble bubblessss, G I Joessss are Jerkssss! G I JOE!! The Real American Hero! G I JOE IS THERE! It's G I Joe against Me and Desssstro! G I Joe Are Lame!"

YESSSSSS! G I Joe SSSSSSSeassssson 1 Part 2 isssss finally out! And it'ssssss sssssssoooooo awsssssome! The only thing that could possssssible be even more awssssssome issss that Sssseasssson 1 of Batman the Animated sssssseires comesssss out next week! ... ..which issss kinda more awsssssome... ..but only by a little...

So, go get Sssseasssson 1 Part 2 right now! It'sssss got great episssodes like;

Sssspell of the Ssssiren: Baronesss findssss a giant golden Vigina, and when ssssshe blowssss into it, all men who hear it become her ssslaves. But for ssssssome reasssson it doessssn't work on Cover Girl. ...even though every one just knowsssss Ssssshe'sssss the BIGGEST Lessssbian, EVER!

Eau De Cobra: Cobra makessss a ssssspecial perfeume, that makes the Baronessssssss Sssssssmell SSSSSSOOOOO HOT that no man can risist her, and they usssssse that sssstink to try to get her into the pantsssss of the wealthiest batcholer. Though I don't know what kind of fag wouldn't find the Baronessssss hot, even if sssssshe ssssssmelled bad.

Cobra Clawssss Are Coming to Town: The Chirstmasssss epissssode. Need I ssssssay more? Maybe I ssssshould alssssso sssssay there'ssss an itty bitty Baronessssss assss well.

Cold Sssssslither: "We're Cold Ssssslither! You'll be joining ussss ssssoon! We're Just a band of Viperssssss Sssssinging a tune!!" GOD! That sssssong will never get out of my head! The Drednoksssss pretending to be a rock band totally out Rock Jem and the Missssfitsssss combined!

There'ssss No Place Like Ssssspringfeild Part 1 and 2: Hasssss to be the bessssst G I Joe episssodes ever made....next to The Pyrimid of Darknessss part 5. It'sssss G I Joe meets the Prisoner. It'sssss rock awssssome!

Sssssso check it out!! Or elssssse I'll write another journal like Cobra Commander!